The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

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by Α January 25, 2022

Hand Job technique where the giver uses a twisting technique while moving up and down the shaft and does a full 360 around the head like the Seattle Space Needle.
by Ho Ree Sheet June 30, 2024

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He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.
by TheTLang April 9, 2019
