angry sneeze

An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.

I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.

by Beltneck April 15, 2016

angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.

Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.

by Bacon66 April 21, 2016

The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.

How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!

by manndrine October 16, 2015

Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you

His angry weasel really tickled me!

by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing

Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers

by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023

Angry merc

In rocket league if you see a merc then it’s likely to be an angry merc. The angry mercs use amazing tactics like demos to win. Are you going to join the cult of the angry merc?🥶

Rhythmic: Oh no they have an angry merc on there team
Teammate: oh no we are screwed

by Rhythmic February 16, 2021

Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021