Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011

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Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011

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5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

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#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

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Tchaik 5

Uncontrollable orgasm. Referencing the LA Times article involving a LA woman who orgasmed mid-performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony by the Philharmonic orchestra.

She LA on my Phil til I Tchaik 5

by Scherzokinn May 2, 2023

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