poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009

Banana Suprise

The sexual act of blowing your load into your partner's nose, picking it out, and making them eat it. This is usually done by shoving the dirty finger into their mouth. Doing this will give them the "tangy" sensation of jizz and snot. This is usually done by force, as most girls do not appreciate a snot n' sperm smoothie.

While your sister was jacking my wanker, I gave her a banana suprise.

by Metroid0098 October 16, 2010

tuna suprise

When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most people will think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"

Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.

by Fannel October 6, 2005

yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"

dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!

by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008

dutch suprise

Trapping a person under the covers after pushing brown in the bed

by hole September 22, 2003

spring thaw

1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.

Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008