Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.

"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"

"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."

Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.

by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011

strictly documents

A statment and/or comment which was personally approved by justins lawyer. For a document to be strict it must be
A. make fun of queers
B. be laughing at someone that is a goon
C. talking about kikes
D. any assinine shit that we make up

Maglio: Man, Wattson that cunt on water is pure fucking filth.

Wattson: Documents?

Maglio: Strictly fuckin documents!

by beep bop July 18, 2004

hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

Sprint

Any sexual encounter (usually a quickie) that begins with a texting...word originates from Sprint-to-Sprint, or head-to-head.

How about we go for a Sprint this afternoon, my bells need a jingle?

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Imagine Kane In A G-string

a yound man named kane abbey who goes to mckinnon secondary college who wears g-strings backwards

by kane abbey August 24, 2003

scrintin

chilling, hanging out

Hey dude! yesterday when i was scrintin i saw this really hott babe

by Jessica Gilbert August 10, 2005

strindie

A Merging of 'Street' and 'indie' styles, particularly in fashion.

Dave is looking very strindie today

by Nicholas Bampton December 14, 2007