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Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.
Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer
by pedalsteel May 27, 2024
mugGet the Seattle Steamermug.

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.
"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"
by Blixls December 22, 2021
mugGet the Texian Steamermug.

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
by Catsworth August 7, 2023
mugGet the Somali Steamermug.

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.
I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.
by firechild555 April 8, 2025
mugGet the Spectacle Steamermug.

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.
I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.
by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015
mugGet the Glasgow Steamermug.

Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?
by Dragon cock December 2, 2018
mugGet the Alaskan Steamermug.

southern cleveland eagle steamer

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.
Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.
by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024
mugGet the southern cleveland eagle steamermug.

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