After School Snacks

ASS
A - after
S - school
S - snacks

ima eat your After School Snacks sob

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

San Francisco Snicker Swap

When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.

While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap

by DDLux January 4, 2022

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 3, 2022

addicted to welch fruit snacks

gay

being “addicted to welch fruit snacks” means you like dick

by corkscrewdic December 28, 2022

Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable

Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!

by OG Bemper June 14, 2023

fear of smicks

The fear of a smick is a sum wee lad hu hinks he is hard as nails n uses these words n phrases very often "liek" n "goin 4 a swal e nite lads" llf

I’ve pure a fear of smicks cuz there just wee shites

by mmcg October 13, 2023

Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025