tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.

1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.

by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022

Slow

Karine.

“Yo bro….what does it mean if someone calls you slow?

“You’re acting like Karine…”

by Drake_fan20.o May 11, 2022

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills

Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.

by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.

by HugeWill May 21, 2021