Barney Satan

The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.

Jacob is such a barney satan

by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

Satanic organized crime

Satanic organized crime refers to gang activity by groups of Satanists who are comparable to the mafia. There are over one million people involved in Satanic organized crime in the United States. Satanic organized crime operatives drug people via everyday products (including bottled water like the Nazis), add pesticides to sprinkler water, use high tech drones, spray pesticides directed at a target, contaminate homes with blowing sulfur from vents, contaminate homes with organophosphate pesticides from vents, render people unconscious via water heaters, take over businesses and cover them with temporary props, interfere with the flow of traffic by confusing road signs, impersonate police officers, break into buildings without leaving signs of forced entry, place high tech spy cameras in vents, employ a flammable gas called myrol, and can easily break into a variety of cars.

Satanic organized crime is highly secretive yet widespread in the United States and is comparable to various types of mafia.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

satan

the person that pisses you off the most and most often.

my sister is satan...

i am satan

by drak March 16, 2005

satanism

LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.

In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!

by y'all are fucked up February 27, 2005

Satan

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

Satanic rock

A type of music that glorfies satan and the self.

Do you like satanic rock?

by Deep blue 2012 September 30, 2009

satanic

like umm......to be evil

like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.

by dimitri52439 October 28, 2005