House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said

I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping

by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018

Intro Skipper

A good Netflix series which at the end of the episode leaves you with the urge to get as quickly as possible to the next episode and therefor you opt for the ‘skip intro’ option to do so. Similiar to a good book being a ‘page turner’

Wow that series is right intro skipper.

by Dunnec3 December 8, 2018

Chelsey Skippen

Loves to be petty, as she vents. Small but big temper (big dick energy). Pulls all nighters and expects to still be alive the next 5 years. Relies on ice caps and Oliver Moy to feed her the softness she needs. Basic white bitch. 95% of her vocabulary is fuck. CUM and get that tea sis, it's especially hot tea around her. ;)

Great dancer and can very honest with you. Loyal and compassionate. Can get competitive.

Have you seen this crazy girl!? Oh that must be Chelsey Skippen

Thats our girl chelsey.

ITS CHELSEY NOT CHELSEAA

by Bigdickenergyboi January 9, 2019

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 7, 2020