simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

people who aren’t simps: john

by mikey_13 February 2, 2020

simp

Some one who tends to over fantasize over a girl about being their boyfriend. Usually tends to listen to Juice WRLD because they are unable to express their feelings like a normal person. Will sometimes put a block of text on their Snapchat or Instagram story saying how they don’t deserve the “disrespect” that they get from a girl.

joey: did you see micah’s snap story about simping emily?

jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!

joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.

by zofiliac February 3, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

simp

Simp. Synonym for Karanvir Douglass. Will hop off playing with the boys for their girlfriend.

*The boys having fun on 2K*
Ryan: Ayeee let’s run 3’s
John: On jah
Jeremy: On gah let’s run 3’s
Lucy: Bet
Aaron: Ye ight
Kar: Well actually guys I got to go my mother is calling me i’ll see y’all later

Everyone: ... so this mans a SIMP

by irivaler March 31, 2020

simp

simp-to fall for someone, to be a mega gentleman/woman for someone, to do anything for a person that you love/really like, to risk it all for someone

I think I’m simping over this girl! That guy is definitely a simp

by isa24 April 4, 2020

simp

being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.

brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.

by bruhlmao April 7, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020