Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!
by anonymous July 19, 2022

A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025
