cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

The Screaming Pistons

A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.

Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.

Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.

The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.

by SickMonkey669 January 2, 2011

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

the screaming bitches

When a bitch is drunk and yells at another bitch for steeling her man.

Person1: Did you see that fight last night at the bar.
Person2: Yeah. The screaming bitches since one stool the other ones man. Were crazy.
Person1: I know right!

by X4ney June 30, 2015

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Tritone Shading

A style of shading (commonly used in comic books and anime) which depicts materials with up to three banded or posterized colours.

Guy1: Dude, how many shades of orange should the character's hair be?

Guy2: Make it three: amber, yellow-orange and peaking white for the gloss effect.

Guy1: So tritone shading it is?

Guy2: Yip.

by theGeniusMan June 4, 2017

Slim Shading

To bleach your hair without thought or preparation, as an on-the-spot act. Based on the famous hip-hop artist "Eminem" a.k.a "Slim Shady".

Stan: "Yo Mark, you like my new blond do?"
Mark: "Why're you Slim Shading, dude?"

by Live and let Leo September 21, 2017