screwed it forward

Also: Screw it forward.

It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.

Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.

You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"

(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").

That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.

by rsburritt December 9, 2008

Glendale Screwjob

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.

Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.

by 817chuck December 7, 2009

screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.

Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang

by The real Biker August 19, 2009

Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.

After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.

by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

*Screams Internally

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

downriver screwdriver

its a cheap ass drink made in downriver Michigan that involves Five o'Clock Vodka mixed with Faygo Orange pop witch for A half gallon and 4 liters runs you about 15 bucks it was invented by Jason Rhodes and Tiff also the name for it came from Anthony Lupro and Thomas Massengill faygo is also a cheap pop on made in Detroit

Tom-Man i want to get drunk but i aint got no cash
Anthony-shit man lets take back some bottles
Tom- But Theres Only Acouple Bucks there
Anthony- we'll make some Downriver Screwdrivers
Tom- Chea

by Anthony Lupro and Tom Massengill November 20, 2006