Sam 

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

Sam by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Sam 

Massive cock, ranges from 15-20 inches. It’s literally a horse cock that would penetrate your insides

Girl: Oh his name is Sam? He must be packing!

Sam by sderbyshire October 26, 2020

Sam 

A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.

Also he has ADHD so that helped?

5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro

Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro

Sam by SuperE06 November 4, 2020

Sam 

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet

Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!

Sam by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020

Sam 

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

Sam by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam 

“Best Boi who be very supportive of everything”

Sam is so supportive!!!

Sam by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020

Sam 

He is very suspicious when he goes in the kitchen he steals my jafa cakes all the time he is alright if you know him he just walked inside of my house?

Sam

Sam by Policeopenup November 11, 2020