Skip to main content

jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
mugGet the jock saltmug.

salt lake city

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
by salt lake city enjoyer November 7, 2021
mugGet the salt lake citymug.

salt the rocks

when you does the reach around at her grandparents funeral and her dad gives you a little wink
Yo i know it was a weird first date but did she salt the rocks?
by EPOCHWinery February 13, 2021
mugGet the salt the rocksmug.

Salted Carmel Fries

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.
Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.
by David Looptocus March 24, 2024
mugGet the Salted Carmel Friesmug.

GOLDEN SALT

Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)
I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.
by shattmields October 31, 2018
mugGet the GOLDEN SALTmug.

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"
Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.
by FC_67 June 6, 2017
mugGet the SALTmug.

sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
mugGet the sea saltmug.

Share this definition