cookie smeller

Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.

Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?

Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?

Hag: Yes he does!

Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!

by Saint Paco February 27, 2011

Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.

I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.

by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020

It's only smellz

When you fuck someone in the ass and pull out, and your Johnson is greased in shit, and you tell her to suck it - but she says no, then you say, "It's only smellz" and put the Johnson in the mouth.

CmonBaby... It's only smellz

by JohnMadsen424 February 23, 2018

your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.

mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111

by ICouldntThinkOfAProperName June 1, 2021

La Cola Smells

When a girl's butt smells like a combination of honey glazed ham, poop, and dark chocolate

She's really attractive, but La Cola Smells.

by Trad Chad February 8, 2022

Sellersburg

A semi-country town located 15 miles from Louisville KY, in Southern IN. This town contains absoulutly nothing, and is crime free; except for the occational pull over. There is no entertainment, and teenagers tend to hang around gas stations and bridges to keep out of trouble.

In Sellersburg there is nothing to do, and many people get bored.

by llamachic223 June 10, 2011

Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012