Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
Get the better a smartass than a dumbass mug.When you come across that person you haven't seen in a while, but you really have no close connection with them anyways. But you know... you don't want to be rude and just walk right past them... so then it turns to a complete bullshitting session between you and this aquiantence.
Example conversation:
"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."
"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
Example conversation:
"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."
"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
Example of small talk:
"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."
"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."
"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
by negger April 3, 2005
Get the small talk mug.A term used to describe a student in law school who is both mentally and socially inept in the practical world, but still makes decent grades in law school.
Susie goes to law school. Susie doesn't know how to drive, she's afraid of anyone not white, and she's so fucking gullible I got her to blow me once by promising her my crim law outline. Yeah, Susie is really law school smart.
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
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Get the Face like a bucket of smashed crabs mug.Send Me A Pic OF Your Boobs! can be used to ask a girl to dew that when you dont feel like typing it out or sounding to desperate.
by pinecones6669 December 26, 2010
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Get the smartificational mug.A term used when someone says or does something very stupid and idiotic. Normally someone very chaotic.
person 1: How do you spell Massachusetts? M-a-s-s-a-c-u-s-i-t-s?
Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE BIG SMART! Its m-a-s-s-a-c-h-u-s-e-t-t-s
Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE BIG SMART! Its m-a-s-s-a-c-h-u-s-e-t-t-s
by I.am.big.smart November 23, 2018
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