shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.

Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.

by Terry Bad Ice April 1, 2017

Parade Of Shoes

A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.

"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"

or

"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"

by FrozenIce December 27, 2004

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

gum shoe

a person who is a want-a-be detective. they will ask alot of dumb ass questions to use the info aginst you at a later date.

that kid was askin me where my dads car was last night around 3 in the morning. fuckin gum shoe.

by derek hardin June 29, 2006

clown shoes

A description of an act; said act is absent of quality thought. Quality thought is replaced with an asinine, irrational, and shallow thought which produces a real shitbag of an act. The clown shoe-er from that point forward is thought by witnesses of the act to be, basically, an idiot.

Joey bringing up his sexual history with his new girlfriend's dad was clown shoes.

by Ty Swenson September 18, 2008

the mans shoe

The greatest invention since plungers.

'Nuff said

by KawaiiAnime November 22, 2003

toe shoes

Slang for Tioshius, a duchy in southern Vietnam, infamous for its sex trade, opium dens and especially its relented lifestyle, resulting in people often being late for things.

What happens in Toe Shoes, stays in Toe Shoes!

by randompersonguy April 20, 2007