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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
mugGet the Satan’s muzzleloadermug.

Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy
Fy Faens satan's fitte
by Islendingen02 March 17, 2017
mugGet the Satan's fittemug.

Satan

the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
you are my satan. Lucifer is the devil called satan.
by suck a * May 9, 2015
mugGet the Satanmug.

smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022
mugGet the smoking that satan packmug.

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls
"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi
by DJames007 August 1, 2025
mugGet the Satan's Jacuzzimug.

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
mugGet the Satan's handymug.

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
by C0deRage October 17, 2019
mugGet the Satan's pretzelmug.

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