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Cat's ass

Typically used in response to someone doing something impressive. It can also be used sarcastically.
Wow! Aren't you the cat's ass?!

You are quite the cat's ass.
by Of Mice and Minge December 6, 2019
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Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.
He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.
"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."
by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020
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Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.
by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017
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Slap Harley’s ass

You slap Harley’s ass when ever you want
by Herry October 24, 2019
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slap jayden's ass day

if you see any jayden of the sorts you slap his ass 5 time's
it's slap jayden's ass day we gonna slap your ass jayden
by norace October 6, 2022
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