Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.

Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.

by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

Ice Rip

A term referring to convincing yourself it's a good idea to swim at 7 AM in ice-cold water just to wake up/reset after waking up with a hangover.

Hey Sean, let's go for an ICE RIP. I am feeling rough after last night's drinks.

by DonDelano November 10, 2022

Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide

Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui

by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023

Nip Rip

A more aggressive variation of the classic purple nurple. Not as harsh as a titty twister.

"Dude I just gave a brutal nip rip to that other dude "

by Charombie May 31, 2012

Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.

What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.

by MrPudding January 21, 2009

Rip and Sell

When creepy people at your public library come in and take CDs, download them onto their computer, and leave the CDs on the table, walking away with the music on their computer, ready to sell.

The old man came to the library on Saturday afternoon with his personal computer. He downloaded eight CDs and left, leaving the CDs on the table. Clearly a Rip and Sell kind of guy.

by JohnDoe123456789101112 December 18, 2011

Ripping yarn

Australian slang for a good story.

Did you read ‘Your Royal Highness’ by Rachel Hawkins? It’s a ripping yarn.

by Supportive_Clouds August 14, 2022