Retard Bingo

Nickname for "Deal or No Deal" gameshow.

Game of numbers and chance which requires no knowledge or skills.

"Did you see the guy playing "Retard Bingo" last night?"

"Yeah, I thought Howie Mandell was going to claw his own eyes out!"

by corelli January 20, 2007

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retard bus

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)

mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"

by DIABLtheLEGEND August 18, 2011

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Fucking retarded

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

by SexyBoots March 06, 2012

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Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 01, 2010

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tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!

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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

#2
Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!

by F_j September 26, 2011

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