Two Tuccis in a Room

The act of brother-sister physical love.

They were like two Tuccis in a room...before you knew it one thing had led to another.

by Baldster August 19, 2008

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013

Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014

next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Cake in the Conference Room

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.

Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.

by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019

Chat Room Terrorist

A person or persons within a group chat who consistently go off on multi-message tangents with out much involvement from other room members. The Chat Room Terrorist often ignores or makes cursory comments about other conversation threads within the room. Often, a Chat Room Terrorist will leave 60-100 messages on multiple tangential topics at strange hours of the night.

Yowzers, that guy Danny is a real Chat Room Terrorist. Did you see his rant last night?
Yea, 256 messages about Trump, 9-11 and boats being parked int he street, that guys off his rocker.

by DonkyLips6969 June 14, 2019