penny-readings

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.

Shall we go the the penny-readings today

by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 27, 2009

I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

by Yololel November 18, 2014

I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".

"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".

by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010

Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017