An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
Get the Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanismmug. Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:
- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart
Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart
Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
Get the Crossbow Queermug. Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.
Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.
by Vaimaster7 April 18, 2019
Get the bike queermug. by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023
Get the one of them queersmug. Would be totally queer if living in an urban city, but lives in the country and therefore cannot announce or us self unaware but exhibits style, patterns, and behaviors of being queer
B:”That evangelical home schooling mom is super cool, with that butched haircut if she lived in Minneapolis, I’d say she’d totally be queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”
by Eeeky Beeky January 29, 2025
Get the country queermug. 
Get the Queermug. A cave of wonders. Weird to most. Solace to many. A place defined as figuratively and literally speaking. Regarded as a secret place among the gay community.
by Theevilearlgrey October 7, 2016
Get the queer cavemug.