post traumatic status disorder

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.

Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.

by Mattfouz October 1, 2013

Post-nut reflection

The moment of complete self reflection and clarity immediately following busting a huge nut.

"the Post-nut reflection hit me, and the self reflection and realisation kicked in"

by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018

Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

postemptive

After the fact. A measure taken in response to something which has already happened. Shutting the barn door after the horse has escaped. The opposite of preemptive.

"Would it seem postemptive if I wrote a letter of resignation?"
"They fired you last week."
"Yeah, well..."

by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020

Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

professional poster

a person whose job is making posts at online forums.

some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.

professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.

a professional poster is also a power poster.

"posting is all I have, I am a professional poster."

by picoman April 1, 2009

Halocrombie & Postel

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.

by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010