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Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.
Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”
by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025
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Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”
by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025
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Matthew Pool

I have a Matthew Pool today.
by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021
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Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
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speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.
Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.
by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024
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Sesh Pool

A pool of spit and ash that accompanies an outdoor sesh.
Jaxson: is that a sesh pool you got there?
Louis: yeah cunt
Jaxson: aight imma spit in it
by Chonnyman October 22, 2019
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pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.
male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022
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