Polish man

He is incomparable, illusive & unique unlike any other.
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.

He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.

He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.

You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.

You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.

He is a player or married, but you'll never know

-"your amazing! where did you come from "?
-Poland

I don't know his name I call him "Polish Man"

by rube tube April 26, 2020

polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

by jizzohn November 10, 2004

Polish sixty-nine

Performed when you lik your armpit and wank at the same time

I got no female, but I always got the good old polish sixty-nine

by jalleminator January 7, 2010

Neon Nail Polish

The best kind of nail polish in the world.

Dang her neon nail polish is HOT

by tanchick555 August 24, 2009

Black nail polish

Means they are not out for coming gay or bisexual. Could give a hit to there real sexuality of being gay or bisexual.

The black nail polish defines “Hey do you like my nails” to another man as it “ hey are you attracted to me”

“John likes my black nails”

by Save BELM January 22, 2021

Polish Bike Ride

The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".

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by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006

Polish goggles

Man puts scrotum on top of persons eyes. The reciveing person blinks.

My bitch just gave me Polish googles

by Rommel May 21, 2004