Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

by Beaker One April 3, 2009

pipey

affectionate name for a cannabis smoking device

Pipey and I have been in a great number of journeys, mostly to my basement when my parents are not at home.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

Pipe Chump

To "chump" the pipe.

Jon was pipe chumping in his room.

by Paul Warburton November 13, 2011

Piper

An artsy sweet girl. Things affect her easily but if she lets you in she will become a constant in your life. She has a wonderful eccentric sense of humor. And i quick to call out your bullshit. Shell try anything but is always cautious to be safe. Always up to do whatever. Super crazy. But the best friend youll ever have.

Omg piper your so funny.
Pipers such a fun girl.
Omg did you hear piper took 5 shots of tequila last night.

by Indiiiiii October 10, 2018

gick pipe

Irish name for your asshole, where gick comes from.

Wow, I really over did that spicy food yesterday, my gick pipe's ON FIRE.

by Jim Flourish August 25, 2006

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)

"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

by donna-chester! March 11, 2008