Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

Pickle Sniffer

Someone who “sniffs pickles”. Part of the LGBTQ community.

Look at that pickle sniffer over there! All frolicky and jubilant. He’s probably one of those queermosexuals!

by Hold em off Harry September 18, 2018

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

by FDOT February 22, 2017

Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

by Mr Slipper Pickle May 18, 2016

syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010

Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011