Pearl of the chicken

It is the tastiest, most tender and most sought after morsel of chicken meat known to mankind.

Hey babe, do you want the pearl of the chicken? Jks it's the best bit I'll eat it.

by Batteredsav December 7, 2017

Pearling

To use Potty Pearls to clean up after your nasty ass destroys your family’s toilet.

Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.

Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.

by M_woodsy May 7, 2018

pearl of africa

SUPA FIGHTA

LOOK AT DAT GUY!
HE SURELY A SUPA FIGHTA
HE BE COMING FROM THE PEARL OF AFRICA

by Lavalurken February 20, 2018

Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

by Cannikay February 24, 2018

Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.

She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.

by MAUNSTER May 7, 2018

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017