Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Pearl of the chicken

It is the tastiest, most tender and most sought after morsel of chicken meat known to mankind.

Hey babe, do you want the pearl of the chicken? Jks it's the best bit I'll eat it.

by Batteredsav December 7, 2017

Pearling

To use Potty Pearls to clean up after your nasty ass destroys your family’s toilet.

Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.

Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.

by M_woodsy May 7, 2018

pearl of africa

SUPA FIGHTA

LOOK AT DAT GUY!
HE SURELY A SUPA FIGHTA
HE BE COMING FROM THE PEARL OF AFRICA

by Lavalurken February 20, 2018

Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

by Cannikay February 24, 2018

Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.

She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.

by MAUNSTER May 7, 2018

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018