Don't choke on the peanut butter. 

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

Don't choke on the peanut butter. by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup 

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness

Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.

A foot in both jars of peanut butter by StrugglingLoon March 17, 2026

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Enjoying multiple opportunities at the same time.

Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter

A foot in both jars of peanut butter by StrugglingLoon April 10, 2026

peanutbumber

The worst word you can ever call an irritating and stupid person.

Guy 1: Oh my god, it's that peanutbumber!
Guy 2: I hate that guy so much.

peanutbumber by derivefive March 5, 2024

peanutbuttajelly 

Destroy someone’s kneecaps after crossing them in basketball then hitting the most devious jelly layup right after

PEANUTBUTTAJELLY !!!

peanutbuttajelly by Ipeanubuttajellyedsomeonetoday November 26, 2024

Meanutbutter

Mleanutbutter is the "spread" created by the heat and energy of two forces rubbing together. It’s a pretty funny way to describe the aftermath of a high-energy interaction!
In the world of physics, friction usually just gives you heat or worn-down parts, but meanutbutter sounds like a much more creative (and slightly messy) result.

"After a long night of intense friction and close contact, the sheets were a tangled mess, practically coated in meanutbutter."

Meanutbutter by iUHMerica January 22, 2026