Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

Parker wells

The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.

that man was so sweet his name must be parker wells

by beesnpotions June 1, 2020

Parker

Parker; A thing that will brainwash you to believe that their actions are valid.

Spencer: Parker is such a cunt!

by Maeve <3 April 16, 2022

Parker ruhlen

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.

Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”

by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024

PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.

AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER

by qwaesrty June 12, 2023

Parker

Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.

Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*

by ImTIger May 4, 2023

Sufian Parker-mian

Sufian Parker-mian is often used to describe something impressive or pleasing

I have just tugged myself off, the wank was a sufian Parker-mian

by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021