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Parker

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.
by fruitclup July 4, 2016
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pudge packer

a person who dates and or sleeps with verry large men or women without any shame. these people are of verry low moral standards and should be shamed out of all society
by rodruigez July 31, 2007
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Parker Kilts

The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.

Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.

So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
~I love you, Parker Kilts.

~You're soo amazing, Parker Kilts!
by Parker'sGirl March 19, 2011
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Parker

Sweaty autistic kids on roblox who think they're not mentally parked
haha dude im a parker nords are the master race hehe xd
by hehexd3421321 May 4, 2017
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Parker

Parker is a very weird person.He is very Gay and he has a black nigger dick.
Parker has a horse dick
by Caleb3 November 6, 2019
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Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.
why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer
by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005
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fadge packer

One who packs half-bales of wool. a complete retard and usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

A vegan homosexual.

Rotorua mitre 10's employees.
"Jimmy you slacker, stop bieng a homo and help me pack these fadges"

"i'm getting out of this hole, mitre 10 is full of fadge packers!"

Nick-"whats wrong mate?"
Paul-"oh my back is killing me, ive been packing fadges all night"
by Pond_Scumley December 17, 2007
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