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Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.
"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"
by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009
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Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.
"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."
by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003
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talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.
Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."
by ASmith June 11, 2006
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Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.
Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?
by Jamocahchip June 12, 2010
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man with a paper asshole

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole
by hiltononian June 3, 2006
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Paper Bag

A paper bag is the opposite of "Lollipop". It is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. It's called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person's face.
Guy#1: Woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
Guy#2: Wish she'd turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
Guy#1: Daaaaamn!
Guy#2: What a paper bag!
by Junebugg124 September 11, 2011
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Paper clip Fetish

A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.
"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."
by BobA123 April 10, 2009
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