Palmis

To all of a sudden get a girlfriend who takes over your life and cash flow; could also hinder relationships with close friends

Sal used to be cool then he totally got palmised.

by Sugah Shack November 29, 2010

Palmeroy

An over-the-pants hand job.
The most embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to masturbation in ever way.

commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.

"so did you finally hookup with Slutface McVaginason last night?"

"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"

"I just got a Palmeroy. Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"

by HELP!POLICE! May 7, 2012

palmer

To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.

Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.

by Meatblast August 15, 2016

palmyra atoll

A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.

Nick- "I wish I could got to palmyra atoll."
Butternubbs- "What is that?"

by crusty carl May 28, 2016

palmar hyperhidrosis

Palmar hyperhidrosis is a condition in which someone’s hand excessively sweat. Chances are, this person has had it their whole life. No, you can’t get rid of it. No, you can’t just stop it from sweating by wiping on your clothes. No, you can’t control it. Yes, it’s disgusting. Yes, people with palmar hyperhidrosis know it’s disgusting.

Caleb: EWWWWWW! Do you see how sweaty her hands are??? We should call her Sweat from now on because her hands are always so sweaty!

Sweat: Sorry, I can’t help it! I have palmar hyperhidrosis!

by TheSweatiestHandsofThemAll October 27, 2018

Alfred Palmer

What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking

This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade

by Rico De Los Santos February 20, 2011

Ashley Palmeri

A girl is who has a fine ass and big boobs. She's super hot and every guy wants to fuck her

Damn that girls a Ashley Palmeri. I wanna do her so bad

by TYHU July 26, 2011