a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
Get the Couch thiefmug. When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme
by Blackman in a chef hat October 6, 2015
Get the couch coinmug. In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
Get the couch-loftmug. ass rest
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022
Get the couchmug. A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022
Get the Couch gangmug. People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
Get the The Couch Shittersmug. A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
Get the Couch Queenmug.