Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
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front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.
Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.
by Slagslayer February 22, 2014
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Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
by Slampig123 July 27, 2021
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Fucks with the front

To go hard, primarily with a tight nit group of people; To go to extremes to achieve a goal.
P1 - "Do you think Mark can keep up tonight?"
P2 - "Yeah man, he fucks with the front."

Peter waited in line for 36 hours to get next to the stage at the Diplo show, he fucks with the front
by InvertedPenisSyndrome November 9, 2018
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The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 29, 2024
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front draft

A draft that come front front bottom of a girl, could be a fancy fart, a small poof of air that expels itself out the front
Her front draft was draftier than the Mersey tunnel on a windy day in the windiest wind of the latest worst hurricane front beast from the east on a Sunday, won’t be going down there again!
by Darahstar August 29, 2019
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