Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice
Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023
Get the Juicy Johnmug. by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018
Get the go to the johnmug. John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.
•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.
•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.
•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.
•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.
•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them
•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD
•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...
John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.
•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.
•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.
•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.
•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them
•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD
•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...
John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"
John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.
That is all."
John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.
That is all."
by Sereth March 17, 2007
Get the John Hodgmanmug. A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."
A dirty, dirty slut.
Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
A dirty, dirty slut.
Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
by Drew January 24, 2005
Get the John's mommug. Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.
by Yak-man John July 29, 2003
Get the Scatman Johnmug. by Bearseatsalmon January 14, 2019
Get the John Champemug. JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK
by I Wish I Was Hazel Grace March 24, 2013
Get the John Greenmug.