by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008
Get the long story shortmug. Ivy had walked through into her gfs home, her needing to desperately go to the bathroom. Her gf, Rain had moved over to her, pinning her to the wall. "...R..rain?" Ivy had said, shivering, Rain had slowly unbuttoned Ivys shirt, her squeezing her tits. Ivy had moaned, them locking the door and taking off their clothes. Ivy still needing to go, slightly leaked and Rain knew what was going on. She had gone under Ivy, squeezing her bladder. Ivy didn't let it go yet, but she wanted to. Ivy moaned, while Rain kept squeezing her bladder. Ivy moaned, letting half of it go, with a full bladder she had only let go half, and then Rain had pinned her down on the ground, her fingers going into Ivys pussy. Ivy moaned, Rains fingers growing damp. Ivy let it all go on the third squeeze, cumming, moaning as she did so. Rain had giggled, her getting kinky and horny. She licked Ivys clit, and Ivy moaned, their roommate coming in. Ivy and Rain had pulled her in as she was quite close to them, taking off her shirt and both of them rubbing her tits and rubbing her clit. Their roommate moaned, some cum squirting out onto Rains fingers. Rain had licked her wet pussy clean, sticking her fingers in deeper. Slower, then faster out of the blue. The roommate had developed cum rain, and it squirted all over, not stopping, while the roommate moaned. Rain had crouched back as the roommate looked at her. "Your turn, sweetie..." The roommate said, rubbing her delicious clit and rubbing her soft large tits.
by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 5, 2023
Get the Omorashi Sex Storymug. 1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
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Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
by bEnn101 April 21, 2011
Get the The Two Gingers Story.mug. Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"
by Balls on Walls June 8, 2011
Get the Good Story Stanmug. A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.
That is Vee's life story.
That is Vee's life story.
by toee November 11, 2006
Get the Vee's life storymug. A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.
Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!
Joey: Cool story ho.
Joey: Cool story ho.
by Dejayelkay May 20, 2011
Get the cool story homug. When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
by Stealth Von Havoc August 30, 2008
Get the good story basketmug.