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eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.
Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat
by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023
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Ely

A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
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Elie

Elie’s are usually very goated and intelligent. Can be also defined as a sexy motherfucker
by Eyesight November 21, 2021
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Eli

A very kind person with good hair and a nice smile. He is also taken so everybody better back off. His girlfriend is amazing and is prettier than you. He is really tall and good at sports (but not Wii sports tho , he's bad at that)
Overall a very good looking and nice guy.
"niall who's your best friend"?
"Eli is my best friend and I love him so much!!!!"
by fbhbefhbefh August 14, 2021
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Elis

Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true
Pray to god aka Elis now.
by ElisJoestar September 10, 2020
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Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.
Eli is my daddy
by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021
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Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.
Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.
by not elis November 21, 2021
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