Nerd Emergency 

A Nerd Emergency is the sudden realization that the remaining battery of an electronic device, commonly a laptop, is critically low. When a Nerd Emergency occurs, the 'victim' nerd shouts "Nerd Emergency" causing surrounding nerds to flock to the aid of the 'victim'. A collective effort ensues to connect the electronic device to a power source before it loses power completly.

Nerd 1 (victim): NERD EMERGENCY!!! NERD EMERGENCY!!!
Nerd 2: Begins to untangle power cord
Nerd 3: Locates nearest wall outlet
Nerd 4: Connects power cord to electronic device
Nerd 1: anxiously watches and bites his nails
Nerd 2: Plugs power cord into the outlet located by nerd 3
Nerd 1: Goes back to fixing his ever-broken (but still better than windows) linux distribution

Nerd Emergency by bearsdontstack December 9, 2008

nerd alert 

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.

Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.

nerd alert by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008

nerd box 

The study room in a dormitory or living complex. Nerds go to the nerd box to study; non-nerds go to the nerd box to pretend that they are nerds.

Hold my calls! I'm going to the nerd box.

nerd box by Anonymous November 13, 2001

nerd farm 

A place where Nerds congregate.

Hey Jimmy let’s go to the public library!!! No way Billy that place is a “nerd farm”.

nerd farm by Yaright October 8, 2004

nerd-person 

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics

nerd-person by deansick August 30, 2009

Nerd Party 

When a group of males put a bunch of tables and tvs together and hook up their xboxs and play all night.

Dude you want to come to my Nerd party tonight, i have like 5 tvs and 2 tables

Nerd Party by saccoisgodly March 27, 2010

nerd porn 

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product

"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE

nerd porn by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003