Nerd Army

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.

I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.

by StomperPooper July 2, 2018

nerd itch

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.

// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.

by GaryTheGray February 2, 2021

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko May 16, 2018

nerd pants

pants that are too short. they're not capris, but they're not long pants either. they are annoying. they go up to your ankles, and usually only nerds wear them.

That boy's nerd pants are so annoying!

by 7upchickenduck January 24, 2010

nerd crumbs

To give a forum thread a boost by asking a question in which nerds love to discuss...

*posts on forum*

'Who is better, Picard or Kirk?'

*the nerd crumbs have been laid, now lets watch the forum lights shine*

by The thread master November 27, 2006

Nerding it up

When someone takes something so far that it becomes nerdy. This happens in a couple of ways:

1: is when someone defines or corrects you with dictionary like precision.

2:When someone makes somethign that should be simple and makes it into something really complex by adding longgggg ass names to it

Guy : "Hey, let's go jump off that diving board"

Nerd: " Watch me do a triple backflip while rotating at 2.4 m/s at 57 degrees south of west, and land in the water creating a splash radious of exactly 3.4256 meters...."

Guys: " Uh.... nvm this guy is nerding it up, peace "

by Rza Drizza April 17, 2007

Nerd Sniping

Nerd Sniping: The act of engaging a nerd in one of their areas of interest; that they become so occupied they are unaware of anything else

Nerd Sniped: The state of a nerd so deeply engaged in one of their areas of interest they are unaware of anything else.

I am Nerd Sniped! I like Nerd Sniping Sci-Fi Nerds.

by CodeThumper April 11, 2016