A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
Get the monster molemug. by Dang1234 June 9, 2021
Get the Monster’s Mafiamug. by jizz monster March 27, 2008
Get the jizz monstermug. by Markey May 22, 2003
Get the Ass Monstermug. Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!
by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010
Get the Hairy Monstermug. May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009
Get the sand monstermug. a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009
Get the twat monstermug.