Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.
We MUST destroy all soccer moms
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.
We MUST destroy all soccer moms
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She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.
She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.
She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
Guy 1: Have you read the that Legend of Zelda comic?
Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
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