meat head

A term that is used to describe a male who is overenthusiastic about lifting weights and whose thoughts consist of athletics, blondes, and sports cars. Meat heads are unaware of the majority of the English language and often communicate with others by using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “sweet”. The dead giveaway of a meathead is if their attire includes a sleeveless muscle shirt, athletic shorts, and a lanyard for their car keys. If you ever find yourself in a setting with multiple meat heads, be prepared for frequent high fives, chest bumps, and hand pounds.

What Up Bro! - A common meat head greeting

by Mike... July 22, 2006

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007

meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?

Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.

by convincing john October 26, 2016

boob meat

muscle surrounding the mammary glands creating the fleshy part of the breast

That's some nice tastin boob meat

by ginger_poo August 25, 2008

god given meat

An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.

I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!

by Argonak August 14, 2008

fresh meat

Untouched pussy

That young biatch is lookin like she "B" fresh meat.

by B>W April 12, 2003