matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011

matthew reuter

means gay

like omg hes a matthew reuter

by sarsypan June 23, 2010

matthew sgroi

"The Rat King"

"He who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread." - Matthew Sgroi

by Tonalp Drumd November 12, 2016

Jacob Matthews

Sexy
amazing
funny
interesting
fun
uniqure
gets mad easy

falls hard but loves great
gets hurt alot
sweet heart
loveible
happy most the time

a:whos your bf?

b: Jacob matthews

a: omfg, you know hes like the best guy traits ever?

by white chicksssssssss November 20, 2011

Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 4, 2014

matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016