Matthew
Matthew by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021
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Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
Matthew
Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
Matthew
This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
Matthew by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
Matthew
matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex
person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
Matthew by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021
Matthew
Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
Matthew by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021