Making Eye Candy 

Making Eye Candy is when you stare at someone male/female, long enough that you start to play sexual fantasies of them in your head. If they're only moderately attractive they can become drop dead gorgeous if you look at them enough.

I was making eye candy of Georgia in Pottery class.

Making Eye Candy by Kinesis March 27, 2012

Making Sandwiches 

A subtle, polite of saying 'having a wank'.

Sorry, she was just so fit I went into the toilet and started making sandwiches.

Making Sandwiches by FlamingSackOfPizza January 10, 2012

making contact 

Sucking your own dick

I loved making contact with the tip last night!

making contact by AP234 May 30, 2018

making your third eye cry 

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)

" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

making your third eye cry by stevie da beast October 17, 2006

making babies 

slang term for gay barebacking sex...no condoms used, cum in the manpussy

He is such a whore...five different dudes were making babies in his hole last night.

making babies by spermeater September 5, 2004

making love 

something my girlfriend does while i fuck her

When your not feeling all lovey dovey and your girl asks you... Baby, do you feel like making love tonite?

making love by sativa lover September 28, 2005

making grandma's pizza 

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

making grandma's pizza by Adamska August 31, 2008