March 23 

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

March 23 by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019

March Sadness 

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

March Sadness by michael watt April 9, 2009

march sparta

the NCAA tournament

dude 1: did you make your march sparta bracket?
dude 2: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
dude 1: sry

march sparta by Jstorstorstor February 28, 2009

March 9 

A day in which whomst shall receive and gift head to thy significant other

So no March 9?

March 9 by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

March 16 

The day of amazing people people born in this date R good looking and good friends

wow you were born on March 16th WOW UR AWESOME AND GOODLOOKIN 😂

March 16 by Samatha Williamson October 25, 2019

March 23 

March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.

Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*

March 23 by IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT December 8, 2019

march 28 

You are known as a pure person and everyone thinks your innocent. you can be self conscious at times but at others you may feel alright about yourself, you nay be dirty minded at times and when someone tells you something you find a way to make it funny and dirty. you may find love when you are young and it may carry on while you get older or it may end up in a bad way. You are known to be sweet and a lovely person

Emily: oh whens your birthday?

Alex: oh my birthday is on march 28th!

march 28 by Alex Adler December 12, 2019